9. Aww man, but I wanna.
When you get a Nature’s call- it’s desperation of an uncontrollable kind. You might ignore any other phone call, but you just cannot avoid the Nature’s call! So when there is a sign that says ‘No Shitting, Thank You’, it must have made the situation all the more desperate for the one in real hurry! But note that this no lavatory wall and in fact there is no ‘shit’ involved here at all. This is a mistake made by some poor Chinese sop, who with his half-baked English knowledge mis-spelt sitting as shitting. Well, that mistake certainly made a drastic alteration to the meaning!